Well, that happened...
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Weekly Fic Recs 25
What a week, huh? Looks like the ao3 donation page is up again, so I’m going to put a link to it here. And bless all the volunteers at ao3 while that DDoS attack was going down. They are True Heroes. Let’s celebrate ao3 being back by reading some fic :)
Generational Dust by daringyounggrayson (Batfam, wip. A ranch/cowboys au! Jason is injured in a barn fire, and Dick comes home to help. Some lovely art here.)
More Than a Crush by ClarkeStetler (Superbat, complete. Hurt/Comfort fic. Superman and Batman get stuck under some rubble, and Batman is injured.)
Patchwork Pod by Ktkat9 (Superbat, wip. More of the Mer!Bruce fic :D )
take it (anything) by tonguesoflairs (Superbat, complete. More Hurt/Comfort (I am starting to sense a theme here))
Boy on the Couch by Anonymous (Batfam, complete. The JL meet Bruce’s oldest son.)
Don’t Look At Me Like That (I’ll Lose Control) by Mawiiish (Superbat, complete. Possessive Clark and bratty Bruce, with a bit of hurt/comfort. This fic also has art with it!)
smokin’ in the boys’ room by TheResurrectionist (Superbat, complete. A very cracky fic! So much fun to read! Clark saves Brucie from some kidnappers. Shenanigans ensue.)
The Smallest Piece of Truth by CapnWinghead (Superbat, complete. A retelling of Batman v. Superman movie.)
heartbeat by CapnWinghead (Superbat, complete. Bruce goes missing and the batfam and Clark stress out finding him.)
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Do not squeeze
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia
hallelujah, here i go again
(via theferalcollection)
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I fully understand that most sex-related studies are for obvious reasons probably not using a double blind protocol, but I have to confess that every time I see a journal headline about, say, the health benefits of oral sex or whatnot, the first question that pops into my mind is “how do you administer a placebo blowjob?”
The comments on this one…
As always, Relevant XKCD
(via theferalcollection)
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returning the favour 🥛
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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.
(via ithelonelyone)
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If anyone wants to know where the UK is currently at, disability campaigners have lost a battle over making it a legal requirement for high-rise flats to have an evacuation plan for disabled residents.
(via theferalcollection)
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Phrases I bet were said on the Batcave without context.
Duke: So you had enough time to put a dinosaur here but not to cover the endless pit of death?
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Babs (To Dick in the Batman suit): Do not kiss me wearing that it freaks me out.
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Jason: Okay. Got it you have a plan. Great. But before we all follow it I have to ask– is that a fucking cow?
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Damian: I admit. I haven’t misplanned how to get Batcow out of the cave.
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Alfred: Master Bruce there’s a lot of courage in trying to tell me how to take care of the kid you won’t clean up after.
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Tim (to the Jason’s memorial): Stop looking at me like that.
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Jason (to the Jason’s memorial): Stop looking at me like that.
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Superman (first time there): You know I’m not surprised.
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Bruce (In the middle of a video call with the Justice league and hearing the loudest argument from upstairs): Give me a second.
Bruce: DO NOT MAKE ME GO UP THERE
Silence.
Bruce: As I was saying–
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13 year old Tim: Okay, hear me out– That might sound a little crazy. But what about… pants. Same thing, same suit, but with pants
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Bruce (being paranoid): I’m not being paranoid.
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Jason, looking at the Batcomputer: Ever tried to run GTA on this thing?
Tim: You are a danger to society,
Tim: And a coward. Try Skyrim.
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20 something Nightwing visiting: Why are you awake?
15 year old Jason: Why are you dressed as the lost member of the village people?
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Batman: I thought you were on a family vacation.
13 year old Tim: So did my parents– Look at what I found on the Two-Face case.
Duke: How did you join the family?
Tim (deadpan): They found me wandering around in the caves and wouldn’t give me directions to leave
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Jason: How long do you think till someone hits the bottom if they fall into one of the pits in the Cave?
*4 hours later*
Dick: Four hours. Tim was right
Bruce: Where’s Tim?
Jason: Proving a hypothesis. You might want to call Superboy, by the way.
Dick: And an ambulance.
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“Which one of you idiots left french fries all over my case files??”
“Tim. What question did you ask me when you walked in right now?”
“Where did my jokerized fries go?”
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“…well? You have to know the answer to at least one of them, Steph”
“…”
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“If someone falls into a gaping hole in the Cave and hits the ground, and no one is there to hear it, do they make a sound?”
“Let’s not repeat last Wednesday, Tim”
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Dick (joking): Can we search up Superman/Batman fanfic on the Batcomputer?
Bruce (completely serious): That won’t work
Dick: How would you know Bruce?
Dick: Bruce. Answer me.
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Bruce (tired): Why did you lick the blood stained knife?
Dick : Because I thought it was ketchup
Bruce: A ketchup stained knife??
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Bruce (tired): Why did you lick the blood stained knife?
Jason: Because Steph dared me to. Duh
Bruce: I hate my life
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Bruce (almost crying): Tim. Please. Why did you lick that blood stained knife??
Tim: …it was blood stained??!
(via butcherlarry)
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we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies
@pvrrhadve oh do continue
(via theferalcollection)
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